Oil Change
45 year-old Amy Brasher was arrested in San Antonio, Texas,
after a mechanic reported to police that 18 packages of MJ (the stuff you smoke)
were packed in the engine compartment of the car
which she had brought to the mechanic for an oil change.
According to police, Brasher later said that she didn't
realize that the mechanic would have to raise the hood to
change the oil.
(Not the brightest of people)
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Standing Strong
(Intro)
The fight has begun!!
I have fought the fight
I have run the race
I will not be beaten
And I will not lose
(Verse 1)
Take up the sword and fight
Don’t have fear or fright
You can make it through the night
So fight with all your might
(Chorus)
Stand strong, trust the Lord
For he holds the eternal chord
Stand strong, don’t be afraid
For won’t be betrayed
(Bridge)
Don’t give up
Don’t give in
All life’s ways
Lead to sin
(Verse 2)
Don’t follow after fame
But the in God’s name
Cause he was put to shame
So you wouldn’t have to take the blame
.........
AFTER A FEW OF THE USUAL SUNDAY EVENING HYMNS,
THE CHURCH'S PASTOR SLOWLY STOOD UP,
WALKED OVER TO THE PULPIT AND,
BEFORE HE GAVE HIS SERMON FOR THE EVENING,
BRIEFLY INTRODUCED A GUEST MINISTER
WHO WAS IN THE SERVICE THAT EVENING.
IN THE INTRODUCTION, THE PASTOR TOLD THE CONGREGATION
THAT THE GUEST MINISTER WAS ONE OF HIS DEAREST
CHILDHOOD FRIENDS AND THAT HE WANTED HIM TO HAVE A FEW
MOMENTS TO GREET THE CHURCH AND SHARE WHATEVER
HE FELT WOULD BE APPROPRIATE FOR THE SERVICE. WITH
THAT, AN ELDERLY MAN STEPPED UP TO THE PULPIT AND
BEGAN TO SPEAK.
"A FATHER, HIS SON, AND A FRIEND OF HIS SON WERE
SAILING OFF THE PACIFIC COAST." HE BEGAN.
"WHEN A FAST APPROACHING STORM BLOCKED ANY ATTEMPT TO
GET BACK TO THE SHORE. THE WAVES WERE SO HIGH, THAT
EVEN THOUGH THE FATHER WAS AN EXPERIENCED SAILOR, HE
COULD NOT KEEP THE BOAT UPRIGHT AND THE THREE WERE
SWEPT INTO THE OCEAN AS THE BOAT CAPSIZED."
THE OLD MAN HESITATED FOR A MOMENT,
MAKING EYE CONTACT WITH TWO TEENAGERS WHO WERE,
FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE THE SERVICE BEGAN,
LOOKING SOMEWHAT INTERESTED IN HIS STORY.
THE AGED MINISTER CONTINUED WITH HIS STORY,
"GRABBING A RESCUE LINE, THE FATHER HAD TO MAKE THE
MOST EXCRUCIATING DECISION OF HIS LIFE: TO WHICH BOY
WOULD HE THROW THE OTHER END OF THE LIFE LINE.
HE ONLY HAD SECONDS TO MAKE THE DECISION.
THE FATHER KNEW THAT HIS SON WAS A CHRISTIAN AND HE,
ALSO, KNEW THAT HIS SON'S FRIEND WAS NOT.
THE AGONY OF HIS DECISION COULD NOT BE MATCHED BY THE
TORRENT OF WAVES.
AS THE FATHER YELLED OUT, 'I LOVE YOU, SON!'
HE THREW OUT THE LIFE LINE TO HIS SON'S FRIEND.
BY THE TIME THE FATHER HAD PULLED THE FRIEND BACK TO
THE CAPSIZED BOAT, HIS SON HAD DISAPPEARED BENEATH THE
RAGING SWELLS INTO THE BLACK OF NIGHT.
HIS BODY WAS NEVER RECOVERED.
BY THIS TIME, THE TWO TEENAGERS WERE SITTING UP
STRAIGHT IN THE PEW, ANXIOUSLY WAITING FOR THE NEXT
WORDS TO COME OUT OF THE OLD MINISTER'S MOUTH.
"THE FATHER," HE CONTINUED, "KNEW HIS SON WOULD STEP
INTO ETERNITY WITH JESUS AND HE COULD NOT BEAR THE
THOUGHT OF HIS SON'S FRIEND STEPPING INTO AN ETERNITY
WITHOUT JESUS.. THEREFORE, HE SACRIFICED HIS SON TO
SAVE THE SON'S FRIEND. "
HOW GREAT IS THE LOVE OF GOD THAT HE SHOULD DO THE
SAME FOR US. OUR HEAVENLY FATHER SACRIFICED HIS ONLY
BEGOTTEN SON THAT WE COULD BE SAVED. I URGE YOU TO
ACCEPT HIS OFFER TO RESCUE YOU AND TAKE A HOLD OF THE
LIFE LINE HE IS THROWING OUT TO YOU IN THIS SERVICE."
WITH THAT, THE OLD MAN TURNED AND SAT BACK DOWN IN HIS
CHAIR AS SILENCE FILLED THE ROOM
THE PASTOR AGAIN WALKED SLOWLY TO THE PULPIT AND
DELIVERED A BRIEF SERMON WITH AN INVITATION AT THE
END. HOWEVER, NO ONE RESPONDED TO THE APPEAL. WITHIN
MINUTES AFTER THE SERVICE ENDED, THE TWO TEENAGERS
WERE AT THE OLD MAN'S SIDE.
"THAT WAS A NICE STORY," POLITELY STATED ONE OF THEM,
"BUT I DON'T THINK IT WAS VERY REALISTIC FOR A FATHER
TO GIVE UP HIS ONLY SON'S LIFE IN HOPES THAT THE OTHER
BOY WOULD BECOME A CHRISTIAN."
"WELL, YOU'VE GOT A POINT THERE," THE OLD MAN REPLIED
GLANCING DOWN AT HIS WORN BIBLE. A BIG SMILE BROADENED
HIS NARROW FACE. HE ONCE AGAIN LOOKED UP AT THE BOYS
AND SAID, "IT SURE ISN'T VERY REALISTIC, IS IT? BUT
I'M STANDING HERE TODAY TO TELL YOU THAT STORY GIVES
ME A GLIMPSE OF WHAT IT MUST HAVE BEEN LIKE FOR GOD TO
GIVE UP HIS SON FOR ME. YOU SEE...
" I WAS THAT FATHER AND YOUR PASTOR IS MY SON'S FRIEND."
Good Song :)
The Rejected Theory
(Written and Played by: An Honest Reaction)
(Verse 1)
I may be young but i'm no fool
I believe what they've thaught me in school.
how can a man as smart as he,
come from a monkey, cant you see?
The Lie continues year after year
but let me tell you plain and clear,
I may be young but i'm no fool
I believe what they've thaught me in school.
how can a man as smart as he,
come from a monkey, cant you see?
The Lie continues year after year
but let me tell you plain and clear,
(Chorus)
I reject the theory that life began
with some cosmic commotion, a great big bang.
maybe you can believe that story is true
but i believe in a God who made me and you.
I reject the theory that life began
with some cosmic commotion, a great big bang.
maybe you can believe that story is true
but i believe in a God who made me and you.
(Verse 2)
The Bible tells me my life was planned
I was known before time began
You dont have to believe what I say is true,
because someday my God will show you.
The Bible tells me my life was planned
I was known before time began
You dont have to believe what I say is true,
because someday my God will show you.
(Written and Played by: An Honest Reaction)
So today was pretty sweet. i finished the first layer of paint on my garage so now
hopefully there is only one left to go, and me and my dad got the volvo working,
and it will be going in to get the gas line fixed. So hopefully i will have a car to start
driving with once its done.
hopefully there is only one left to go, and me and my dad got the volvo working,
and it will be going in to get the gas line fixed. So hopefully i will have a car to start
driving with once its done.
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